With deepest apologies to Girogio Chiellini, we’d like to deeply profess our gratitude to him and the great Luis Suarez for gifting us a year’s supply of mirth.
FIFA may have managed to ban Suarez post the infamous biting session, but unfortunately they weren’t foresighted enough to ban memes on biting. And well, the results are before you:
Because the cat was bound to come out of the bag someday.
Our deepest apologies, Steve Jobs.
Because well, you know what they say; if you can’t beat them…
Just eat them.
Because he is singlehandedly putting the vets back in business
Unlike other ‘ballers selfishly hoarding their millions, Suarez is actually doing his bit to fight recession. Yep, he’s sweet like that.
And because the board game industry owes their jobs to him as well.
Because FIFA has finally managed to get its bite line technology in place.
And you thought the goal line technology was their only claim to fame?
Because he may just have gifted us the much awaited Jaws sequel
And a Jurassic Park sequel as well.
Because he looks at the world differently and isn’t afraid to admit it.
And as a humane society, we ought to be accepting the fact that he’s different rather than making hilarious memes on him. Tsk tsk, it’s a harsh world.
Because at the end of the day, he’s got his priorities straight.
Because regardless of the brave front he’s putting up, he’s got his own struggles.
You’d think Chiellini would at least hand the guy a toothpick and some mouthwash before whining about his wound or whatever it was that he was doing. Sadly, humanity is a dying trait.