10 Most Passive Aggressive Status Updates People Put Up On Facebook
Posted On 10th December, 2013 @ 13:07 pm by MTV Editor

You know why social media is so popular these days? The way we look at it, it’s probably because everybody gets to be passive aggressive without being actively judged as a whiny whimp!

The fact of the matter is, you might think that people don’t notice the passive aggression in your status updates but really, they do and we’re sorry to be the ones to tell you but it’s really annoying. Also, if you honestly believe that an emoticon clears the air, we honestly believe that you need a little more human interaction. Here are the 10 Most Passive Aggressive Status Updates People Put Up on Facebook:

1. “Everybody around me is getting married, engaged, pregnant while I’m too busy being awesome/hoping I sound awesome/now really hoping people think I’m cool and nonchalant”
Does anyone remember indulging in some blood pact where every does stuff together? No? Exactly!

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2. “I can’t believe some people are so *insert a wide variety of judgemental tripe which sounds like it’s written by a heartbroken thirteen year old*

Have a problem? How about actually talking to the person and avoiding step – Douchebag 101.

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3. “I am so awesome, I am the queen/king of the world, I don’t care what people think of me, they can go blow themselves up, I am so over this, I am such an evolved human being”
Not only are these status updates annoying, they also beautifully showcase that you have the emotional maturity of a toddler.

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4. “Some things really show you who your real friends are and who are FAKE! *insert angry/upset emoticon* *feeling blessed/upset/sad*
This is like a magic trick – watch your “true friends” slowly inch away as you type this update.

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5. “blah…blah..blaah..blaaah..blaah…you know who you are”
The bullshit fairy called, she wants her powers back!

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6. “I give up...I tried and tried and I’m not good enough for you. Someone should’ve warned me! *assorted encrypted relationship rubbish*”
Feel free to cry us a river when we hide you from our timeline!

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7. “I can’t believe this happened to me”
Really? Do you really need 500 people to comment on your status message with inane responses such as “what happened”, “call me”, “what”, “huh”?

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8. “I have the biggest news ever!”
Can’t believe that you need to put it up on Facebook but you can’t really tell someone said biggest news on Facebook. Just please go walk in to a wall!

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9. “I can’t believe how people talk behind my back, if you have the *insert sexist statement*, tell me to my face”
Hey…hey…we think we found Sherlock!

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10. “People (says people while actually referring to one person in particular) think they’re so much better than others!”
Maybe, just maybe because they aren’t spending all their time writing cryptic facebook statuses!

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What are the worst passive aggressive status updates you’ve read? Tell us in the comments below.

 

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