The “been there done that” sentiment; that brilliant instance in life that allows you to let another experience go by.
One such experience is the New Year gatherings; you know what’s going to happen and probably can have a bet with someone regarding the same. You know how bad your friend Sanat is with his alcohol, you know what your friend Rohan is waiting to do when the clock strikes twelve and you know how awkward it’s going to be in the days that follow.
Here is a list of the 5 most stupid things that happen on New Year parties:
New Year’s Eve is yet another excuse to celebrate, and a celebration for women generally means getting ready for the ramp. But, it doesn’t end there; once they’ve dressed themselves up, they must get their pictures clicked. So, the next day on Facebook you can see a group of girls huddled together, every single one of them pouting for the camera.
The party mood doesn’t set in without some alcohol, but not everyone knows how to handle their drinks after they’ve downed a few. If you are having a New Year’s party at your place without some booze, the chances are that no one will drop by; alternatively, if you allow booze, it is likely that many will drop down. Nonetheless, wherever you plan to celebrate New Year’s watch out for the dropping warriors of Ale.
When the party begins, the introductions begin; everyone gets introduced to everyone. A few hours down the line, those who met for the first time at the party act as if they have known each other for ages. A few more hours down the line, the crowd starts depleting; people start disappearing. I need not elaborate further, but a good advice would be to leave the party as soon as you can or else, you would be the one babysitting the drunkards.
If you thought that the latter aren’t stupid enough, you might want to watch out for the party crashers in uniform. Those of you who have partied well enough would know that our cops on the streets are dying for some sympathy. It is festive season and some alcohol for the soul is considered a good remedy; so, why not crash a party and get some for free? In all the excitement, it becomes difficult to bargain with them; hence, a bottle of booze and a few thousand rupee notes is the least you would have to part with.
Somebody Get me out:
The world is full of hypocrites, but most of us do our best to hide it. However, there are some you will notice that are sitting in a corner, bragging about commercialization and the difficulties of maintaining a straight face, for all the fools in the world. These are the ones who start gathering everyone for a departure by 12:15 am. Unfortunately, no one is rude enough to ask them why they came in the first place.