They might be extraordinarily gifted in the beauty department, but some celebrities really missed out when they were handing out brains.
If they weren’t gifted with a killer body and the ability to pout and pose for the shutterbugs, we honestly wonder what some of these celebs would have done in life. Here are eight Hollywood celebs and some of their dumbest quotes that might just make you lose faith in humanity altogether:
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." Guess who dozed her way through grade school?
"I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist." No, Tara, no. The only thing you make Jessica look like is Sheldon Cooper in comparison.
Singer Christina Aguilera invited the ridicule of the virtual world when she asked, "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"Although personally, we fail to see what the fuss is about. A simple question, really. The Cannes is held on Mars, the very same planet where she left her brains.
In an interview with a popular magazine, the svelte actress has been quoted as saying, “I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.” Do excuse us, but what is Brian Austin Green then? The next door neighbour?
Though in all fairness, given that she made the statement while decked in nothing except sheer black lingerie, we doubt anybody was listening to what she had to say in the first place.
She might have been forgiven for the time she declined buffalo wings by saying, “Sorry I don't eat buffalo” but then on the red carpet of an award show hosted by VH1 back in ‘05, the blonde diva answered, "Isn’t it weird I’m getting all emotionable?" Nope, but it sure is weird that we had your stupidity misunderestimated.
From announcing that sister Khloe ‘had a better looking vagina than I thought’ to pronouncing ‘women wearing the wrong foundation color as the worst thing on the planet,’ the media might get hysterical over her foot in the mouth moments, but we took some pity on the new momma and devised The Kim Kardashian Manual To Avoiding Brainfarts - Step #1. Think about what you’re going to say. Step #2. Do NOT say it. Step #3. Repeat.
"Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?" And with those seemingly innocuous words, Paris probably dissolved the career of yet another publicity manager.
The pint-sized reality star is quoted as saying, "I'm not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say a quarter to 2, I wouldn't know. Why can't you just say 2:30?" Say aye if that statement made you want to borrow some rocks from Jessica Simpson, the rock scientist and knock your brains out.
Which celeb faux pas shocked you the most? Tell us in the comments below.