Come 2013 and the world will witness Salman Khan pulling off some macho Gangnam moves even as Psy rips off his shirt and thumps to Character Dheela Hai!
And no, we solemnly assure that we haven’t crossed wires with a parallel universe. At least, not yet!
As our in-house Homer Simpson dramatically proclaimed, “I don’t usually believe in God, but dear Mayans if you’re up there, please don’t end the world just yet. Hold off all apocalypses till 19th January so that I can witness the spectacle of Salman Khan and Psy coming together on the same stage and we can all die happy!”
The world is besieged by the Gangnam fever and after claiming two actors on a certain game show; the irrepressible Robinhood Pandey has fallen prey to the unusually addictive song with its hipster moves. The cricketers of Celebrity Cricket League are sure going to have a tough time keeping their head in the game, what with two of the biggest names in the entertainment industry coming together for the opening ceremony.
Our normally ordered routines went for a toss ever since news started circulating that the famous Korean popstar has taken a break from his gruelling schedule of teaching Britney Spears his popular steps and is making his way over to India for a gig at the opening ceremony of the upcoming edition of Celebrity Cricket League.
And if you thought that it doesn’t get any better, hold onto your chairs because the good news turns to frickin’ awesome: Apparently tales of our badass Khan have made their all over to South Korea! Said an insider, “The singer is aware of the mass popularity of Salman in India and as he is the captain of the Mumbai team of this T20 cricket league, he is going to share stage with him at the opening ceremony of the event. Apart from Gangnam style, they will also perform to a few of Salman’s own numbers, which he is yet to decide.”
This, our dear readers, is the point where you step in. The organisers are torn as to which city to conduct the show in; the age-old dilemma of Delhi versus Mumbai has reared its head again and we think they could use a little prodding in the right direction. Tell us in the comments box which city would you like to see the two kickass performers in and may the best city win!