8 Remedies That Are Definitely More Effective Than Homeopathy
Posted On 3rd April, 2017 @ 19:42 pm by MTV Editor

Pills? Pfft...

Your mom’s belief in homeopathy is as baseless as her conviction that you should sit down while drinking water. 

 

1. Read about flat-earthers

Flat-earthers are people who believe that globes are a conspiracy perpetrated by NASA and that the earth’s surface is flat, just like the Bible claims it to be.

 

point 1

 

Laughing at people who don’t understand gravity...that, is the best medicine.

 

2. Watch puppy videos

Going through a break-up or an equally painful papercut? Puppies will make you feel much better than your ex (or Dettol) ever did.

 

point 2

 

 

That’s just adorable.

 

3. Pop some bubble wrap

Popping bubble wrap is one of the simplest pleasures of life and an extraordinary stress buster. Enjoy it while it lasts, and then get some new glassware. So you have more to do it all over again. 

 

point 3

 

 

4. Plot the downfall of your nemesis

Revenge is therapeutic. Remember the guy on the train who pushed you by mistake, apologised profusely but it didn’t matter because he’d ruined your make-up anyway? Take. Him. Down.

 

point 4

 

#gotham

 

5. Arguing on Twitter

Many people have argued (on Twitter) that the evolutionary purpose of Twitter is to act as an outlet for petty and indiscriminate rage.

 

point 5

 

 

 

You can do it, Zoe!

 

6. Learn lucid dreaming

Lucid dreaming is when the dreamer is aware that he/she is dreaming. Dream about real medicine until you can afford it.

 

Point 6

 

 

Tom Hardy or every Indian mother? You decide.

 

7. Sweat it out

Run towards the nearest coconut tree, climb it, break open a coconut, and down the coconut water. Coconut water may or may not have medicinal properties, but you need to exercise more often.

 

Point 7

 

Exercise is fun. Now get down from the tree, you are scaring people.

 

8. Crocin

Guess what every kind of a doctor gives his/her patients before any treatment from a teeth-cleaning to a bypass surgery? He takes one too, for good luck.

 

point 8

 

It’s true, Santa Claus designed Crocin, “HO, HO, HO!”

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