Looks like SRK wants his team to lose the IPL yet again. Because what owner in his right mind would launch a reality show to find women who’d cheer for his team?

Like his players aren’t poor enough, he now wants to distract them with hot women in skirts (not that the rest of us should complain, that way at least they’d be something interesting to look at during a Knight Rider match.)

Oooh, maybe he will pick the ugliest ones and drape them in the contents of yesterday’s garbage truck, as punishment to his players non-performance. How fitting that will be, nai? For SRK’s sake though, I hope his team actually wins a couple of matches this time round, maybe, if it’s not too much trouble for them.

- By AJ

Oh, is that the white flag being waved after all the pre-Ghajini SRK bashing? How sweet. Maybe the two of them will kiss and make up after all… Are you listening Tarun Mansukhani? I have found you a cast for Dostana -the sequel, the untold love story. Who better to play the leading men than the two Khans?

If James Franco and Sean Penn can do it, so can SRK and Aamir (I can also hear the box office going ka-ching! in the background.) or well, khan they? HAHA I kill myself.
 

- By AJ