...that we couldn't care less for.

Shilpa Shetty marries Raj Kundra!!! Raj Kundra, damnit! Raj Kundra, the guy who... er... we're not really sure of what he does for a living. She might as well be married to Chandu Badam-Shake or Tusshar Kapoor. No one really knows how and where this guy popped his head from. So yes, she's married. A logical step after a nose-job, if you ask us.
At the end of the day, it's just a freakin' marriage. A gaudy, loud, glorified pre-fornication ritual. So yeah, the real point behind this mossip: NO ONE REALLY CARES!
And speaking of nobodies, PR people, sadly DO care. With the astounding media attention it's getting, it's in the same league as Global Warming and KRK. I mean, fine, you want to the world to know that you're taken but please, please try to avoid this:
"For the marriage ceremony, Raj rode on a chariot and reached the sparkling Khandala venue to wed his sweetheart Shilpa. The bridegroom was sporting a turban with his face veiled by a sehra made of string of pearls."
And with that, readers, several of your brain-cells died agonizing, painful deaths.
On a different note: Happy Marriage, Shilpa and Chandu!