PROFILE


Name: Shriman Cyrus Max Broacha Esquire the III

Birthday: August, 1858, He claims to be a classmate of Mangal Pandey

Born in: Breach Candy Hospital, Mumbai

Studied:At Cathedral John Connon School and St. Xavier's College (Political Science Honours).

Professional Spectrum: Worked with Shoonyata Films, initially


Tete-a-tete with your VJ


What did you want to be as a child?

I wanted to remain a child. At 40, it didn't seem like a very good idea!

How did you meet your wife?

At a police station. Now I want to return her.

You were actively involved in St. Xavier's college fest - Malhar. What did you do?

I used the lift!

How did you become a VJ?

I was crossing the wrong road in Tardeo (where MTV's old office was). I then got into the wrong gate on the wrong day.

Tell us about your film career?

I'm unfortunately 2 films old. And Jalwa. Each one has been worse than the other!

What is the most ultimate experience you've had while traveling?

Traveling Economy class with MTV, then being looked at strangely by escorts at the receiving end.

How good are you in the kitchen?

I can toast.

What do you prefer, MTV glory or Bollywood fame?

I'd prefer a green card.

What has been the ultimate twist of fate in your life?

When I realized that my wife is actually a man!

Are you a workout enthusiast? What is your exercise routine like?

Of course, that's the only thing I do these days.

Ultimate fashion statement?

Be practical. In India, all we really need is a loincloth. We're in the tropical zone!

Do you support any social causes?

Myself, my kids, dogs, two cats and a snail.

Do you have a pet?

Yeah, Ruffo. He's a German Shephard, has an Italian name and lives in India.

Cheesiest pick-up line that you've used/that's been used on you?

Please……..?

Your description of the perfect partner?

Mayavati, Margaret Thatcher and the early Hilary Clinton

Who matters to you the most in your life?

My watchman, Vijay

Do you believe in God?

I believe in HER. If God's a man, there's no hope left for us.

What is your best asset? Do you think you're sexy?

I have large nipples. And after four vodkas, hell yeah I'm sexy!

Who's your favourite Parsi?

Porus Marshall, my classmate. He kept hitting himself everywhere!

How many tattoos do you have?

I don't believe in tattoos. Tit for tattoo, anyday!

What is Fruit 'n' Nut about? What's you role in it?

I'm still trying to figure that out myself.

And finally, if you weren't a VJ today, what would you like to be?

A Supreme Court Judge. Or a crab.

VJ QUICKIE


Food: Anything that's complete and well cooked

Drink: Bournvita

Restaurant: Doesn't visit restaurants all that much

First crush: Barbara (from Yugoslavia) back in grade one.

Movie star(s): Lalita Pawar, Kunal Vijaykar

Cartoon character: Govinda

Book: How to remain a Virgin

Author: Darsheel Safary

Holiday destination: Wherever his family likes

Music: Loves Falguni Pathak

Siblings: Only one that he knows of

Ultimate aphrodisiac: His wife leaving for Hyderabad